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May. 13th, 2009

Lena the hyena


Rush, Spies, and Clones, Oh My!

Title: In The Valley of the Clones
Fandom: Rush (the band from Canada, ICYDK!)
Pairing: Uh?
Rating: about PG-13

RP! Fanfics, you don't come by a lot of them anymore since fanfiction.net banned them, you occasionally run across one here and there. Interesting you find a story like this one in this story Geddy Lee (Rush's lead singer and bass player) buys a vineyard in Napa Valley, he and the group's guitarist Alex Lifeson discover a secret transport thingy (kind of like in both versions of "The Fly") and some assassins want to kill Neil Peart because he used to be a spy in the early 70s before he joined the group.
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For the "complete" story
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Apr. 20th, 2009

death note LJ


Move over My Immortal, there's a new horrid Sue in fandom!

Title: imma Wiserd (spelled exactly as written.)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating:T/ PG 13
Pairings: Head/Desk

I think it's safe to say it's a troll. Although nothing can replace the hilarious badness of My Immortal, this one might come close with it's racism, spelling that would make your English teacher shit bricks, and a lack of anything resembling Harry Potter. The Stu is supposed to be a black kid that can do everything better than Harry (who is also black, but, as we find out, was turned white in the movies to make more money *roll eyes*), including play bromstiks.

I'd attempt a summary, but I wouldn't know where to begin.
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X-posted to badfic_quotes .

Mar. 30th, 2009



Dethklok Meets The Jonas Brothers

Title: Jonasklok
Fandom: Metalocalypse/The Jonas Brothers
Pairing: Charles/OC
Rating: T


Not as bad as it sounds, apparently we learn Charles went to Havard and used to date the Jonas Brothers manager and Miley works for the evil council and Disney is oldest company in America (because it was founded in 1923!)

Aug. 16th, 2008



And then twist ending was awesome.

Ah, haven't been here in awhile. I found this little gem through TV Tropes. Boy is it a doozy! Watch out for the twist ending!

Title: DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
Fandom: DOOM.
Pairing: None.
Rating: T
Warnings: Twist endings! Holy crap, you're not gonna believe this one! Oh, and shortness.

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Aug. 4th, 2008



Even for Wallace, this is extreme

Title: Chese Fest!
Fandom: Wallace and Gromit
Rating: K/G

This fic is just... dumb. Just... dumb. The only thing really going for it is that there is no rapist!Victor Quartermaine in this one. Other than that, I don't have too much to say about this one. On with the samples, Gromit, lad!


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Aug. 2nd, 2008



Oh Mother Nature, who taught this kid English?

Title: "soulless shell", complete with lack of caps.
Fandom: Redwall.
Pairing: Between OCs. "Leif melyamos", the Marty Stu, ends up dating a girl named "maoimi" who is supposed to be seventeen but sounds seven.
Rating: PG-13.

X-posted to marysues.

This thing is like the unholy offspring of a threesome between Redwall, the Eye of Argon, and legolas by laura.Collapse )
A friend MSTed most of this fic here: http://lycaenion.livejournal.com/tag/sporking
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Jul. 9th, 2008

South Park


An oldie, but a goodie..or is it a baddie!


Jun. 3rd, 2008



Well, I'm pregent, said Venus

Don't you just hate it when you're looking for a godawful fic and when you're looking for said train wreck to show your pals, you can't find it? This was my situation; luckily, I found the next best thing: a dramatic reading of said fic! (Too bad it's only up to the third chapter)

The now deleted fic the narrator is making fun of is "New Anglen Baby", a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (specifically "Ninja Turtles: the New Mutation" canon) fic formerly on FF.Net courtesy of LeoTMNTGirl, whose grammar and spelling is so appalling you hope to God it's a troll.

Here are the links to the videos:

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three

Oh, yeah- there was also a sequel to this fic; it was just as shitty as this one (and even had incest).

May. 2nd, 2008



Putting WTF back in WTF?Fanfiction

This fic really deserves a place here by virtue of the author being unable to spell the main character's name right--in the title, no less.

Title: Ruika Goes Crazy and Stuff (Exactly spelling)
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Rukia, Ichigo, or rather their sugar high crack-head versions
Rating: The author put this at PG-13, but's it's really much closer to G
Plot: Ummmmm....Rukia and Ichigo on crack?

*Edited to add a link.


Apr. 17th, 2008

South Park


Jonas Brothers Marysue stories

I was looking under Misc. TV show for some MST3K stories and I found about thousands stories just like this one...

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