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Apr. 9th, 2008

Doctor/Romana books


Keel Lorenz and Tom Riddle: Better business since 19X6!

Title: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce. Unfortunately, that’s about as good as it gets.
Fandom: Well, HP obviously, but also Neon Genesis Evangelion. This should be…interesting…
Characters: Asuka Langley Sohryuu (spelt ‘Soryu’ in-story because apparently we are unfamiliar with correct transliteration here), Shinji Ikari, Major Misato Katsuragi, Professor Albus Dumbledore, Professor Alastor Moody, Nymphadora Tonks. I’d just like to point out that all of the Children other than Rei were born in 2001 BY DEFINITION, and Dumbledore, Moody, and Tonks all died in 1997/8. Also, has Second Impact happened yet, or has it not? We’re never told! All we’re told is that Asuka and Shinji have been turned into elf-angel hybrids, which gives me the disturbing mental image of Dobby/Kaworu.
Rating: PG-13, if only for the sheer stupidity of it.

Apr. 4th, 2008

South Park


MST3K real people fic


Mar. 25th, 2008



Zack has better hair, in case you haven't heard.

Hey guys, haven't come around in awhile. Work, and all that. Anyway, I'm breaking my hiatus today, because I think I have found the funniest fic in the Pit's FF7 section!

Title: The Great Debate Settled At Last
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Pairing: None.
Rating: G/K+
Warnings: Super-shortness and hair envy.

The biggest challenge for me is not to post the whole fic. The fic's shortness must be seen to be believed. In order to stay in compliance with the community's rules, I'll post only the third chapter. Unfortunately, that's about 90% of the fic.

Best use of purple prose EVAR!Collapse )
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Feb. 18th, 2008

South Park


Julian Lennon fan fiction?


Feb. 14th, 2008



La tragédie de Harry et Maria.

Happy Valentine's Day! In honor of this special day, I have brought an equally special fic with me. It is the story of a romance between two youths in a time of bitter circumstances, the hope and support that their love brings, and the tragedy that consumes them both.

Title: a sad story
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/OC
Rating: PG-13


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Feb. 7th, 2008

Life on Mars


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Sorry, no link. This one's on LJ.

Attend the Tale of Sweeney Todd
Fandom: Death Note
Pairing: Includes Light/L and Mikami/Near
Rating: The whole fic is R, the bits I'll quote here are PG - 13.

This is a "parody" of Sweeney Todd that's basically a retelling of the movie version but with the names changed to those of characters from Death Note. Sweeney (Light) uses the Death Note to kill people while living above a "noddle bar" run by Misa, because meat pies are so last century. Soichiro Yagami is Judge Turpin but apparently that's OK because this is an "AU" where they're not related. No mention of Ryuk anywhere. Shame; a singing shinigami would have been fun. As mentioned, I'm not allowed to link it but I've done the next best thing. I left the "author" a glowing review suggesting they post it on the Pit where they'll get more readers. I'll keep an eye out for it and if it appears, I can post a link.

Attend the tale of WTF?Collapse )

Jan. 22nd, 2008

South Park


More craziness from Enola

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(no subject)

A confusing little fic in which Bart Simpson is emo, the entire Simpsons family have complete personality transplants, and a Sue is thrown into the mixture. Thank you, skinnyslim22 for originally snarking it at badfic_quotes .

The day Bart Met Noel LeighAnna Sounds promising.
Fandom: The Simpsons
Pairing: Bart/Mary Sue
Rating: PG - 13

Marge has become a nymphomaniac, Homer is a wino and Lisa has had a lobotomy. Whiny!Emo!Bart sulks and logs on to his favourite chat room, where he meets "Noel LeighAnna". Don't miss the random author's notes and helpful translations for the ignorant British!

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That's all, folks! Until the author updates ...

Jan. 11th, 2008



Elemental Who!

Hi kids, it's my first day so be gentle!
Title: Elemental Who
Fandom: The Who

This story is a spin-off of another peice of insansity called "Power Monkees"

here's a sample of sorts:

John started laughing. "We should start calling ourselves Earth, Wind, and Fire...with Water sittin' in on drums."

Pete was frowning, looking at his hands. “Earth…Wind…Fire…Water….bloody hell!” His head snapped up, his jaw hanging open as his eyes widened. “Bloody hell!” he repeated incredulously. “We’re Elementals!”

For some odd reason I keep thinking they need a fifth member to be "Heart"!

Look at the pretty wallpaper:

Forgive me it's my first day!
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[dw] romana ii


My fanfiction, MY rules.

Also known as 'I don't like a character, so watch me turn her into a barely recognizable shell of herself to justify my hate'.

This fic was pointed out to me by a person on my f-list, who was similarly disgusted by what she read. I'm not sure if I should be grateful for having it brought to my attention or not, but it definitely merits further sharing.

Title: Step 15
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: K
Pairing: Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler
Warnings: Apparently this is Doctor Who fic. If it wasn't for the character names, and the use of the word 'TARDIS', I would never have guessed. There is also bonus bad grammar and poor spelling.

Disliking a character is one thing. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. This...this is just plain ridiculous. The writer has even transformed Rose, who she claims to love, into a OOC evil bitch.

OOC!Rose bashes Mickey Smith. Bad move. He might not be her TWU LUV like the Doctor, but she doesn't loathe him.

Rose even became a Time Lord (not a Time Lady, oh no), for no apparent reason, at some point, and was also Joan Redfern (who the Doctor fell in love with while human). Random...

Oh yes, the Doctor is also regularly refered to as 'Theta'. Rose learned his old college nickname where exactly?

Barely recognisable characters and bad grammar under the cut.Collapse )

It goes on like this. And then the Doctor and Rose decide they got engaged several months earlier, and take great pleasure in rubbing this in 'Moper''s face. If you want to read the rest, good luck to you.
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